Gig 8 -- an A CUP logo

If these gigs were boobs, I wouldn't impressed, not one bit. I chose designinc gig to to create "4 original vectorized logos for my motorcycle fairing site where I sell aftermarket honda fairings, yamaha fairings, suzuki fairings, and fairings for other brands. I realize for $5 you can't expect a worldclass logo but for fucksake I expected them to be reflective of what was posted in the gig photo. Needless to say they were shit compared to the logos he was showing in his photos. In terms of boobs, well the logos he were showing were I would say average C cups.

To top it off he sent two messages telling me that if I were the type to leave negative feedback for $5 logos that I should cancel. I replied saying, "as long as the logos in your gig image are reflective of what you produce, I will be happy"

THis makes 2 shitty graphic gigs.... I'm not sure If I'll try a 3rd or just hire my pro to do a good logo.

Gig 7 -- a hubpage; Pravgarg redeems himself!!

In gig 6 I was really disapointed with Pravgarg as the article which he claimed would be published to sooperarticles, and articlebase was not. He did offer me my money back, but for $5 and his time; fuck it he could keep it. Given his reviews on his gigs, I decided to try once more. I had him create a hubpage for my motorcycle fairing site. I was really surprised... The quality of the article showed that either he knew something about motorcycle fairings or, he did a lot of research. I'm not sure, but I was impressed for $5. See the hub!

Lots going on in Fiverr land today

I purchased 4 or 5 gigs, for my new motorcycle fairing website. I'm very excitied about launching the site carrying high quaility injection molded motorcycle fairings. So yes any how more good stuff coming soon.

Fiverr gig 6 --write article and submit 2 high page rank article directories to give you good exposure and backlinks for $5. -- one tiny A cup

This gig is offered by Fiverr pravgarg who I had contacted earlier about a squidoo lens (see earlier post). In his gig description he specifically says that he will submit the article to articlebase.com and sooperarticles.com. For that reason I went with the gig as those two are high page rankings directories. This morning I check my inbox and find links to my article submitted on articoolz.com and articlefeeder.com. Neither of which comes close to the high ranking of Articlebase and Sooper articles. In my opinion the article wasn't that great, there's even a typo in the title job, you be the judge. See here and here

I have sent Pravgag a message asking why they were not submitted to articlebase and sooper as stated in his fiverr gig but I have yet to get a response. Will post update if I do.

Needless to say I give this gig one little tiny a cup boobie at the moment. It is definitively not a best of fiverr gig.

Gig 5 -- Unique Article.

This time I hired kimmiller from fiverr to write an article. I gave him my topics list for articles that will be written and just told him to choose one; he chose "the importance of sexual experimentation in a relationship". It wasn't quite how I expected it but none the the less he hit on a few keywords and made it unique.

The article is now up and can be seen on EZINE

A clash of interests

Well one problem when I forsaw but thought I would be able to avoid is a clash of interests between my main sex toy website and this sextoywizard project. The reality is that it is hard to use promote two sites in the same niche. The problem is whenever I have good fiverr work done, I want to use it for sensualsizz... plus you can only think about sex toys so much a day, it gets old after a while. SO with that said sextoywizard.com is on hold. I will continue to use fiver and blog about it, perhaps to promote a bike parts site.

Fiver saved me $45

I ran into a problem with urls when switching from zen-cart to magento for my primary sex toy website, you know that one that is my baby? Anyhow I was freaking I couldn't figure out an easy way to fix it. People were suggesting url rewrite mods, that I was clueless on. My regular programmer said it would cost $50 for him to fix the problem. Feeling like a Jew this week after some huge expenses I recalled a Fiverr gig by solvedstuff where he would solve your magento problem for a fiverr. I sent him a message and got a reply as shown the the image. A few minutes later it was fixed. Totally rad. Two BIG NICE D CUPS for solvedstuff.

Best of Fiverr

Well not quite the best of fiverr but still good. Polar's link wheel service has been complete. I actually hired Ditas to write an article for polar to use, but her time frame didn't line up with his and to avoid dragging polar's time out, he offered to find an article and spin it, for use on this project. The article he pulled was decent and used some keywords.

He must've not been to effective with his time, as I just noticed that the 16 link wheel has been cancelled and he is now only offer a 10 link wheel. I do find one problem with his link wheel and that is one broken link, and there may be more as I have not checked them all. I requested he fix it, but I have gotten no response. Now that I check it, that page no longer exists. And as I check more, I realize there may be some flaws in the wheel. So I'll let you check. I'll save the breast cup size rating of this fiverr for a bit, until I figure out how well the link wheel is going.

http://yale.academia.edu/NoelCarrillo/Blog/21553/Sex-Toys---A-complete-Newbies-guide

http://quizilla.teennick.com/stories/19490289/sex-toys-a-total-newbies-manual

http://noelcarrillo365096.webs.com/apps/blog/show/7713470-sex-toys-a-total-newbies-manual

http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474979638287

http://www.blogster.com/noelcarrillo365/sex-toys-a-complete-newbies-guide

http://noelcarrillo365.terapad.com/index.cfm?fa=contentNews.newsDetails&newsID=2312198&from=list

tier 2

http://www.soulcast.com/post/show/1103456/Sex-Toys---A-complete-Newbies-manual

http://www.blogabond.com/TripView.aspx?TripID=41162

http://blogbud.com/cgi-bin/index.pl?poemnumber=443772&sitename=noelcarrillo1&password=310331j4aIQDlj5NU68234.3103&poemoffset=0&displaypoem=t&item=blog

http://www.myindospace.com/blog/view_blog.php?BlogId=17301#viewdetails

http://specialtoysforgownups076.blogspot.com/2011/07/sex-toys-complete-newcomers-guide.html

http://noelcarrillo365.insanejournal.com/400.html

http://www.blurty.com/users/noelcarrillo365

http://sex-toys-a-complete-beginners-manual.bloghi.com/

rss

following rss url's are submitted to over 25 top rss directories

http://noelcarrillo365096.webs.com/apps/blog/entries/feed/rss

http://www.gather.com/feedservlet.xml?entityname=noelcarrillo365&entitytype=member&contenttype=articles

http://specialtoysforgownups751.wordpress.com/feed/

http://noelcarrillo365.terapad.com/resources/568769/feeds/rss20.xml

http://specialtoysforgownups411.wordpress.com/feed/

http://specialtoysforgownups076.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default?alt=rss

http://noelcarrillo365.insanejournal.com/data/rss

http://sex-toys-a-complete-beginners-manual.bloghi.com/rss2.hi

$20 spent. What's next on Fiverr?

So I've spent $20 so far on this fiverr project.

$5 fiverr header: fail

$5 fiverr article: win

$5 fiverr article submit: win

$5 fiverr link wheel: still in progress.

Whats next? Well after all these links get built I'll probably lay low for a few weeks, as not to get

the big G upset. If you're into SEO I'm sure you have noticed that the Google added a +1 button

recently which is supposed to have a big effect on rankings. Of course there is a fiverr gig for that as well. User anujobra will get you 30 +1's for a fiverr. I'm interested in this gig if those +1's are

so important. I'm also interested in a fiverr gig that would narrow down on some keywords, as I have done no on page optimization.

These are some of the gigs that I am looking into:

pravgarg who "will mak an attractive squioo lens". There's a lot of talk about squiddo lens'

boosting ratings, so I feel like I need to jump on the bandwagon. I've been unsuccessful at creating one myself that gets approved, so this will be a

necessary gig. He also has some other good gigs for getting it book marked.

Markp: will submit my site to over 30k statistic sites. I'm not

exactly sure how much of affect this will have but he has good reviews, so worth a shot.

seoexpertseo: will deliver the best organic keywords for 1st page google rankings. I really want

to see how his $5 keyword research compares to the hours of research I've done for my other sex toy website.

Spin and submit article to 1200 directories COMPLETE

Ok fiverr people that gig has been complete. It was done by Mikemeth. The final report only included 450 as opposed to 1200, but that is justifiable as not all the info may have been extractable. The spinning of the article made some of them nearly unreadable, or sounding like they are written from a beginning english student. However the link is what I was going for here. With regard to the link, it was only in the source box, as opposed to anchor text in the article itself... A little disappointed there. Also to note the majority of links in the article were from page rank 0 sites. Overall I give the gig 2 decent B cups.

Here are some of the links to the spun published article:

http://allyouneeded.net/how-to-spice-up-your-relationship-and-bring-back-the-hot-and-sizzling-romance/

http://auslinks.net/?p=30509

http://www.boombird.com/how-to-spice-up-your-relationship-an

d-bring-back-the-hot-and-sizzling-romance/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=how-to-spice-up-your-relationship-and-bring-back-the-hot-and-sizzling-romancehttp://articlessdirectories.org/arts-entertainment/how-to-spice-up-your-relationship-and-bring-back-the-hot-and-sizzling-romance

And here is the Original article written by Ditas

What happens when you have reached a plateau on your relationship and you are trapped in the ho-hum stage where the spice and juice of a once passionate and exciting romance have taken a bac

k seat? It could be that you have already treaded past the rosy lane of the “just-married” stage and your focus have been diverted to the intricacies of raising a family and paying the bills, or perhaps you have been doing the same things that were once exciting to you which have now become just a dragging routine. Couples normally go through this phase somewhere down the marriage line. Yes, you still love your partner but the intimacy and excitement of romance have already escaped you both. How do you bring back the romance in a relationship? How can you sprinkle it with a wee bit of adventure, add a pinch of spice, and pour it down to the pot of hot and sizzling romance?

Fortunately, there are ways you can bring back that lovin’ feeling. No matter what stage you are at your marriage; do not let the humdrum phase take the toll on your once beautiful and exciting romance. How about starting with yourself? Have you looked at yourself in the mirror lately? Perhaps the

pressures of the real world have made you forget to take a shot of ego-booster every now and then. You may have neglecting yourself far too long and it is time to pump yourself up. Go to the salon, get some massage, treat yourself out and indulge and bring back the positive vibes in you. You may need to get back into shape as well and lose the extra flab to get you in the mood to look sexy and hot. Most couples try to stop looking great just because they feel they no longer have to impress their partner. That is just wrong. Make your partner fall in love with you over and over again by making yourself attractive and enticing.

Seduce your partner. Sometimes you need to break the old routine and just let yourself loose and get adventurous, wild, passionate and a bit naughty. Try fooling around in bed and get creative. Don’t make love-making feel like a chore or responsibility. Add some props in your sex life. Check out an adult novelty shop together and have fun choosing your sex toys. Fancy role-playing in bed? How about getting some sex whips and sex handcuffs? Remember, you are never ‘too old’ to try new things. A trip to the adult store and an erotic adventure might just be what you need to bring back the spice in your marriage. How about going on a second honeymoon and taking a break from the hustle and bustle of City life?

Start dating again. Don’t just limit your dates to just dining out on a restaurant. Be creative. Add an element of surprise. How about going to a motel like two eloping lovers with a clandestine affair? If you can’t get the privacy you need in your house to have an erotic adventure then this might be a good idea to try. Bring your secret toy box of vibrators, massage oils, and role play costumes among other things. If you want to spice up your romance, you need to bring out that youthful zest in you to carry out the delightful intimacy and erotic adventures that are essential to keep the flames burning in your relationship. Do this and you can be assured that you will have a lifelong of hot and sizzling romance!

For the gig, Ditas did a good job in my opinion given that I just asked for an article about relationships, and asked to hit on a few keywords. I give Ditas 2 nice B cups.

And here are some random fiver boobs for you that belong to dima054

Southwest florida seo fort myers seo

1st non waste of $5

Today I finally recieved the article about relation ships from fiverr Ditas, who I mention in the other post. She was a a day late, but for $5... no biggie. Surprisingly the title was "How to spice up your relationship and bring back the hot and sizzling romance" which is seemingly close to the title of an article I wrote a few weeks ago which was not very submission directory friendly -- "How to Spice Up Your Relationship WIth Sex Toys". ANyhow the article was well written, and did a better job of not being so blunt about that fact that it was about sex toys, so hopefully it'll be accepted to more directories. I'll post a link to the article as soon as I get it submitted.

On another note:

I hired someone to submit and spin the article. MikeMeth will Spin the article and submit it for a fiverr. That should build some good links for sextoywizard.com

I am still waiting on Polar's link wheel. The status shows very late but that is due to failure on my end. Because I did not have an article in time Polar offered to scrape and article and make it unique for the project. Props to Polar from.... perhaps not from you.

Lots going on with the fiverr project -- not!

Busy last few days lots of problems with me site have kept me from my fiverr project. ANyhow Tomorrow when I wake up I should have an article from Ditas in my inbox..

What's going on here.

I've kind of decided to let graphics and logo for SexToyWizard.com go to the back burner. My first SEO project will be by polar who will create a linkwheel for the site. After submitting payment he asked for an article but said it could be done with keywords just. I know the Goog like high quality articles so I went in search of an article writer.

I found article writer Ditas who had good ratings, experience writing relationship articles, and was ok with throwing a few sex toy niche words into it for anc

hor text. Both of those projects are in progress. I'm really hoping Ditas writes some awesome stuff because I have endless writing tasks to be done.

Oh btw my site Sensualsizz.com also has the RealTouch for cheap. Like $199

Wow Those Boobs Are Really Distracting

So I woke up today the 4th hungover at about 1pm and then logged on to the internet only to find a problem with sensualsizz.com. It's quite complex and I really don't feel like explaining it, but just know it was really complicated and I lost a few sales on the RealTouch, which is my hottest item. That totally sucks! After a few hours of being "plugged in" everything is good.

I've been looking forward to my fiverr project so when I finished with SensualSizz.com I decided to set the site up graphically and perhaps look for a wizard. I also installed StatCounter and Analytics. Then I came on blogger to blog about it, but I got distracted by those awesome boobs. While I was distracted my lady friend came in, and she was also distracted so she didn't even notice my distraction. But she's awesome and love boobs so she wouldn't have cared even if she was distracted.

Anyhow I pulled the background from stylesheet of Sensualsizz.com and installed in on SexToyWizard.com. Then I found a cool tool called Instant Eyedropper which dectects the html number of any color on your color in your browser. I used this to set the colors similar to SensualSizz.com. After that I went to work on a temporary header. I'm really not a graphics guy at all, and I hate photopshop, so I use pixlr.com. It's like an online, kind of dumbed down version of a photoshop. I found a free wizard and twitter/Facebook icons on Iconspedia.com. A few minutes later I had a semi-decent header. I also found a cool peel-away for RealTouch that I installed, and I am going to try to figure out a way to get it to link back to my sensualsizz.com . Here is the site as it stands now:

Maybe I'll start with a logo.

Once I get a logo, then I can just use that to header. Hell I might do that myself. ANyhow in my search for a logo designer I ran across an awesome pair of boobs, and 3 potential logo designers. First the boobs belong to Sweetsugarsugar on Fiverr.com:

For $5 she will write and photograph whatever you want on her awesome breasticles. She also ha a cute ass but the pic is really small. Anyhow back to the logo, as always I have to send out a test message to make sure everyone is ok with adult sites. I sent the following message to iamabdus, Reand, and Allodenny:

Hello I was wondering if you could design a logo for an adult novelty site. It would be a character style logo. The name od the site is sextoywizard.com... character would be a wizard.

Let's see who responds.

My first waste of $5

Well mates, that didn't take long. I woke up this morning, had some some totally awesome sex, then walked my naked ass into my computer room to check the e-mail. I had an e-mail from fiverr saying I had a message or whatever. I excitedly checked it and it was from Hendratok saying that my header was done. To say the least I was not impressed, really not impressed. For starters the banner mentions "slicksextoy" which is some other sex toy company. I have no idea how that happened. I did want it to be transparent as well, which is an easy direction to follow. THe words SexToyWizard.com look like completely tack, and wizard.... is witch, but she is holding a dildo.

I'm not going to complain about this overall though. I mean it is only $5, wtf can I expect. And so much for being a jew on my project and getting one person to do it all. I'm probably going to need someone to do a cartoon wizard, then a logo, then I'll do the header. I'm not sure. ANyhow here is ther banner:

To put in perspective I would use Hedratok again, and probably will, but after I get my logo.

Lets Get Some Wizards.

Obvisouly for this site I will need a wizard graphic. I need the wizard, a header image for the site, and a logo to use for twitter and facebook. That looks like $15, but since this a cheapo project, let's see if we can field it into 2. I'll tell the banner designer to put a wizard in the banner. Then I'll tell the logo to guy to use the wizard from the banner. I love being a Jew. One problem I run into is that some people won't work on a site that has images of mild dildos and sexually suggestive toys, and the word S-E-X in the domain. So instead of wasting time selecting somebody, putting the money into their account, and getting an e-mail the next day saying "blah, blah, blah.... hate sex" I sent out a fielding e-mail to those with good rankings and see who is ok doing dirty work. Here is e-mail:

Hello, I was wondering if you would be alright designing a header for an adult novelty site? The site would be sextoywizard.com. I would like a wizard to be incorporated in the header, as well as a facebook and twitter icon. Possibly a dildo as the wizard's wand, but I am not too picky as this is only fiver. For an example of site see sizztoys.com

Within 5 minutes I got a response from Fiverr.com user Hendratok who makes $5 headers and gives you the PSD file.

Hi, yes I can do, is fine to do adult header, you can make order :) I saw the example. please let me know waht you need, thanks

Not bad for five fucking dollars. His work looks pretty good and can be seen on his site here: cheapheaders.info. His work is different than what I'm looking for but wtf its $5. I need to let my domain propagate so he can see the site. Once that happens by tomorrow morning I'll hire him and get $5 wizard in action.

SexToyWizard.com it will be.

I do have a few benefits here that would cost people beyond a fiverr. I'm already is the sex toy business so finding a niche was easy. I can set up a sex toy website in a few minutes with ease, but still free. Lots of people will probably want to ask how, so I'll answer it simply -- go fuck yourself. With all due respect this is my niche, and this is a competitive world. Figure it out the same way I did.

The domain SexToyWizard.com is one that I bought recently on a spur of the moment kind of idea. I was building Sensualsizz.com and one day I woke up and thought "OMG that's such a shitty domain for seo". Then I had a brain storm with my friend Marley who gave me the wizard idea. I loved it, and sextoywizard.com was available. I bought it 5 minutes later on my Iphone, and continued to brianstorm with Marley for wizard ideas. When I got home, I immediately got on my computer and hired a freelancer to design a wizard and logo for $160. I then transferred the site that is now SensualSizz.com to SexToyWizard.com. Two days later, I woke up and realized that this whole fucking wizard idea was complete shit. Well, not really shit but it went against my reasons for choosing SensualSizz.com. Anyhow I ran my naked ass out of bed, to the computer and got on Elance.com to tell the freelancer I no longer wanted my wizard. He hadn't done any work on it so he gave me money back -- little did he know he was going to be replaced by some cheapo for $5 wizards. lol.

I really like SexToyWizard.com. It has the keywords, and the branding Ideas for a wizard are endless. Maybe I'm weird but I really like the wizard concept. Anyhow I am slightly afraid of being sandboxed with my $5 SEO blasting. I really like the domain and would like to age it and who knows what I might use it for so I hope it doesn't get sandboxed.

Project Origination.

Earlier today I ran across Fiverr.com while researching internet marketing. A few hours later I realized that I had spent a few hours scouring the pages of Fiverr.com like a google crawl bot.

For those of you unsure what Fiverr.com is (by now you've probably googled it), it's a we site where people do all kinds of different totally rad shit for $5. Stuff ranges from seo work to being your virtual girlfriend for a week. I was mostly shocked at all the stuff I could get done for $5 that had been paying freelancer vast amounts more to do, especially with regard to SEO work. Of course I'm always skepitcal and with due just as people are selling services so cheap. I considered buying some seo services for my sex toy website SensualSizz.com, but I didn't want to risk blackhat seo methods on my baby, or my baby being associated with porn or whatever other shenanigans $5 SEO work might lead to. Still intrigued by Fiverr.com and scared to test the waters with my Sensualsizz.com I came to the idea of why not start a site and use $100 spent exclusivly on Fiverr.com to take a shot at it. If it works I'm a genius. If it doesn't work, it's just a $100, some lessons learned, and an Amen that I didn't try it on my baby.